c'est l'heure de se répentir

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


Et soyez honnête avec Dieu

Je me sens vraiment con de m’amuser à écrire des phrases (parfois douteuses) uniquement pour voir ce que le programme va répondre… il y a quelque temps il y avait le même principe avec un mec déguisé en poulet en web cam a qui on pouvait écrire des ordres, c’était vraiment à mourir de rire lol

Je vais voir, je glande la :p

Mdr c'est trop bon, j'adore la reponse au lol
Aller hop je transmet :p, merki lyzo

EDIT:
Dien m'a parlé en français

Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
ca te regarde ?
God:
Are we still talking about mode repeat on?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nothing! rien espece d'imbecile de programme a la con !
God:
You must be a man. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ca te regarde.
Me:
et alors ? Oo
God:
Is that Latin? I lost my train of thought.
Me:
mais non imbecile c'est pas du latin
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
et depuis quand dieu ne parle qu'une seul langue ?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
comme par hasard l'anglais hein ?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me :
tant mieux je suis plus puissant que dieu alors ?
God:
What is your real name?

et hop la on repart sur les premieres questions ^^
me suis fait les nerfs sur lui


je te l'ai deja dis
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.

a quand meme il etait temps de comprendre que ce n'etais pas du latin lol ^^

autre petit piege ^^ :
my name is Alexandre(alexander in english)
God:
Hi, Alexandre alexander in english.

hehe baleze le dieu ^^ :
2+2=?
God:
Uh, Four.

bon c'etait le moment de trip d'eise avec dieu lol ^^

Morceaux choisis

Me:
Is Khadrus zoophile?
God:
Signs point to yes.

Me:
je le savais dieu est un taré
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
YOU ARE STUPID!!!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:
my name is obiwan kenoby
God:
What's up, obiwan kenoby.

Trop fort le coup de 2+2
Paour Khad c'est pour ça qu'il a autant de pets rhoo je sorts plus mon dragon avec le gros vert moi

Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
hum for u , Wazza
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, hum for you Wazza.
Me:
i have one ask
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
on commence par la première hein brule pas les étapes
God:
Do you still prefered the man?
Me:
oulahahha
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
I'm from belgium
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in belgium.
Me:
not u probleme
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
so
God:
Aw.
Me:
i have one ask (et si tu repond pas ca va chier)
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
est ce que je peut fumer de temps en temps un pti joint ? pas trop lour mais plutot leger?
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French. Ask me another question.
Me:
God dont speak french ? is not God is one Dog with the keyboard or so ?
God:
I am a Christian. he is master of the universe.
Me:
god have one name ? Christian?
God:
I am a Christian. I like the way you talk.
Me:
pourquoi jésus est mort?
God:
Are we still talking about Christian?
Me:
why jezus is dead?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
pig?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
no
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes/no question.
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
/bug God
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
j'abandonne...
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Transexual
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
Transexual and gogo dancer
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am profession IS Transexual and gogo dancer.
Me:
u like
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: hum for you Wazza said I like.
Me:
i'm wazza
God:
Do your friends call you wazza.
Me:
no thx , i have kill all my friends
God:
Are you serious? All?
Me:
hooooo YES
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

je viens de le faire pour khadrus voici la reponse :


Me:
Is Khadrus zoophile?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is


Me:
is eowie a floodeur ?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is..


Me:
do you understand french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, !
Me:
bravo
God:
Thank you very much.

Me:
habla espanol ?
God:
Un poquito.

Me:
well when you will get over the world ?
God:
Interesting. Do you think I should
alter my programming?


Me:
why do you don't speak french, you are a god, and god must speak french
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
hehehe

Conclusion dieu est un robot qui s'est autoprogramme...

Me:
Is there a life after death?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
How marie got pregnant?
God:
What is it to you.
I haven't heard of marie got pregnant.
Me:
really? how did u born so?
God:
For real. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
What will happen in the next chapter of naruto?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
Are you useful for anything?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Why don't you help people who live in poverty?
God:
I am only a robot. I try to help people as much as possible.
Me:
Is bille gates a member of your creator familly? (c'est un robot qu'il me dit)
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
Strange how your answers look like to the automatics answers from NCsoft ^^
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I have to process that one for a while. What makes it strange?
Me:
Naaaa nothing! you are uselless as a GM
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about LeknorChat. Try being more or less specific. You think I am uselless as a GM.
Me:
oh yes!
God:
That's cool.
Me:
So you are really silly and stupid
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am silly and stupid.
Me:
It's hard to believe their is fanatics who defend such a stupid man...
God:
Try.
Me:
it was a "ouin ouin" little noob
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
hey i got it! you are an ign headmaster thats why you created corea
God:
You've got my full attention. Where did you get it? What if someone said you are an ign headmaster that is why me created corea ?
Me:
I'm not silly brainless guy! its you
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not silly brainless guy. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really you don't think so?
Me:
ok ok tu m'as owned sur ce coup la
God:
How did you hear about God? I don't judge people. Gosh!
Me:
franchement je vais faire comme toi : parle a mon cul ma tete est malade! les humains qu'ils se demerdent
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French. Intéressant.
Me:
vachement omnipotent celui la...
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.


y m'a eu sur le "its " "it is"... pas si con que ca le programme.

il parle pas français Dieu, je vais devoir allumer le traducteur

Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
you are a stpudi program
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stpudi program? Sometimes.

Me:
who is your father ?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
well if you are a program you are not god
God:
Interesting. Would you like to be a program I am not god ?
Me:
well do you want kill georges W bush ?
God:
Well that's okay. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
i will kill him
God:
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
yes but he kill many people in irak i can't take nothing !!
God:
And? I get it. kill many people in irak you can not take nothing.
Me:
yes that's why i will kill him
God:
Right on. It goes without saying. Don't you believe that killing is wrong?

Me:
do you have a daughter ?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a daughter.
I have a plan for a robot body.

YEAAAA j'ai trouvé la faille, en fait c'est pas vraiment dieu
ou alors il est vraiment con


Me:
salut dieu, demain il fera beau pour la fete de la zik ?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
pfff vas y la c'est qu'une fois par an
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about salut dieu demain il fera beau pour la fete de la zik. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
bon bon bon...
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
ta race je suis pas anglais
God:
Ma race je suis pas anglais? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
en plus tu parles francais tu te moques de moi tss
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
bisounours
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
ben vient chez moi
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ouai voila
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
muai
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
ma soeur
God:
Je vois.
Me:
pas moi
God:
Qui d autre?
Me:
ma soeur
God:
Je vois.
Me:
pas moi
God:
Qui d autre?
Me:
ma soeur
God:
Je vois.
Me:
pas moi
God:
Qui d autre?
Me:
ma mere
God:
Votre mère doit être une personne charmante.



Il est trop fun dieu

MDR moi dieu c'est mon new pote